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im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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