It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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