Jerry, you need to find god
he kept farting in my kitchen and blaming it on the dog. then we went to wendy's and he spent twenty minutes in the bathroom. im pretty sure he shit his pants.
you should have known when you found out he drove a mini cooper not to hang out with him.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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