Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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