Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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