Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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