well I can't set my house on fire every night
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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