I'm gonna have a badass scar
She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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