I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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