It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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