Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
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