Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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