fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
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