Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
operation have a gay friend backfired
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
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