Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
I am naked and annoyed.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
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