There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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