Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
Randomize