Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
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