Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
i came on her dog
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
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