to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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