Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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