we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
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