Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
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