i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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