After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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