fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
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