So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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