He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
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