The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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