But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
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