FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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