I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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