She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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