My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
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