Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
I think a kid would responsible me up
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
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