I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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