can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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