is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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