i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
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