If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
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