You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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