Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
I woke up this morning next to some guy. I was horrified, he woke up and said, "the white tiger strikes again!"
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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