i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
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