Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
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