If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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