You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
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