That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
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