Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
Randomize
