Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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