I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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