Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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