My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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