So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
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