we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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