All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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