we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Let's paint friendship bongs
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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