dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
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